Formal Name: |
Eternal Life Insurance |
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*Eternal Life Insurance, and/or its logo's are registered trademarks |
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of Heaven and may be used without permission. |
Term:
Death Benefit:
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Eternity; an infinite or endless time
The death benefit for this policy is out of this world
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Premiums: |
Blood. |
Payment Method: |
The Cross, aka. Calvary |
Payment Options: |
Lifetime Paid up option only |
Pre-existing Conditions: |
None. |
Underwriter: |
GOD
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Plan Adminstrator: |
Pearl E. Gates Management Co. LLC. St. Peter, COO. |
Registered Agent: |
Jesus Christ |
Blood Test Required: |
Yes. Not yours though, Christs. |
Underwriting Guidelines: |
Basic. 10 Commands for preferred plus |
a. Confess with tongue He is Lord |
b. Believe in your heart Christ died and rose again |
Underwriting Fee: |
None. This policy is completely free. |
Heart Condition: |
Humbled. Must accept registered agent into your heart terms. |
Age Limits: |
None, all ages considered, + child riders |
Suicide Clause: |
None |
Immortaility Rate: |
100% |
Underwriting declines: |
0 |
Non-forfeiture Clause: |
Refer to Underwriting Field Guide section Romans chapter 8:39 |
"Nothing can separate you from the love of God."
Open Enrollment Period: During course of natural life only
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WARNINGS: |
If you die without this policy, THERE IS NO COOLING OFF PERIOD! |